THURSDAYS TWO TANTALIZING TASTE TREATS


LADIES & GENTLEMEN, HERE ARE TWO PRODUCTS THAT WILL IMPROVE & CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOREVER & EVER.!!!!!

THESE PRODUCTS WILL CURE THE COMMON COLD, REMOVE WARTS, RELIEVE HEADACHES, CLEAR UP ACNE, IMPROVE YOUR VISION, ELIMINATE STINKY FOOT FUNGUS, STOP HAIR LOSS, (HECK IT WILL MAKE YOUR HAIR GROW BACK), IMPROVE YOUR DRIVING SKILLS, INCREASE YOUR IQ, HELP YOU TO LOSE WEIGHT AND GAIN MUSCLE TONE. THEY WILL MAKE YOU RICH!! THESE ARE MIRACLE POTIONS I TELL YOU!!!

ALL JESTING ASIDE NOW THESE TWO TASTY ITEMS WILL IMPROVE YOUR QUALITY OF WHAT YOU INGEST! FIRST WE GO TO THE NECTAR OF THE COFFEE GODS: THE MANHATTAN SPECIAL

THIS BY FAR IS THE MOST BESTEST, MOST UNIQUEST, MOST TASTIEST COFFEE DRINK YOU CAN SAVOR. STARBUCKS EAT YOUR SEATTLE HEART OUT. THIS FINE BREW HAS BEEN MADE IN NEW YORK SINCE 1895!! THIS IS THE FINEST PUREST ESPRESSO SODA ON THE PLANET. IT IS BASICALLY TOP QUALITY BREWED ESPRESSO, CARBONATED WATER AND CANE SUGAR OR ASPARTAME (DIET). IT ALSO NOW COMES IN DECAF. I HAVE BEEN DRINKING A TEN OZ BOTTLE FOR YEARS . BY THE WAY I HAVE NOT GOTTEN A COLD OR BEEN REALLY SICK SINCE I STARTED DRINKIN THESE BAD BOYS REGULARLY!!! (SEE LEGAL DISCLAIMER BELOW).

I TELL YOU THE SODA DOES GIVE YOU A CAFFEINE JOLT SO AFTER THE FIRST FIVE OR SIX I SWITCH TO DECAFF! OK, JUST KIDDING AGAIN, ALWAYS HAVE ONE FIRST THING IN THE AM AND THAN MAYBE ONE OR TWO MORE BY BED TIME ABOUT TWO AM. THE COFFEE SODA GOES WELL WITH ICE CREAM , MILK OR CREAM. ALSO IT IS A GREAT MIXER WITH BAILEYS, VODKA OR KAHLUA (FOR A REAL CAFFEINE JOLT). IT IS TOUGH TO FIND, ESPECIALLY OUTSIDE OF NEW YORK, BUT WELL WORTH THE EFFORT!!!



NEXT UP IS: THE ALL KNOWING, ALL SEEING , ALL USES: CAVENDER'S ALL PURPOSE GREEK SEASONING




THIS MAY BE ONE OF THE MOST USEFUL SHAKERS OF STUFF YOU CAN HAVE IN YOUR KITCHEN CABINET EVER! THIS STUFF IS THE REAL DEAL, OLD SCHOOL, A THROWBACK SPICE, BASED ON "AN ANCIENT GREEK FORMULA" JUST LIKE THE OLD YIAYIAS USE TO MAKE!!! THE TRULY ODD THING ABOUT IT IS THAT IT IS MADE IN THAT NOTORIOUS HOT BED OF GREEK ACTIVITY; HARRISON, ARKANSAS!!! I DON'T CARE WHERE IT IS MADE THE STUFF IS LA BOMBA!!!

IT IS EXCELLENT ON ALL MEATS, POULTRY, SEAFOOD AND COOKED DISHED SUCH AS STEWS, CASSEROLES , STIR FRY'S, AND SOUPS. IT IS PRETTY GOOD WITH EGGS TOO, ESPECIALLY OMELETS. THIS STUFF HAS BEEN MY SECRET WEAPON IN MAKING MEAT LOAF , HAMBURGERS AND MEAT BALLS. YOU CAN USE IT IN ANY GRADE OR BLEND OF CHOPPED MEATS AND IT ZIP UP THE TASTE I GUARANTEEEEEE!!

THIS SEASONING IS DIFFICULT TO FIND IN LOCAL STORES HERE IN NY. I HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN IT IN THE MECCA OF GREEKNESS, ASTORIA. I ORDER IT BY THE CASE ONLINE..OYE VEY! ENJOY!



LEGAL DISCLAIMER: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED OR USED IN THE TESTING OF THESE PRODUCTS. RUMOURS OF THE HALLUCINOGENIC PROPERTIES OF SMOKING CALENDERS GREEK SEASONINGS HAVE BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED AND HAVE NO SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE OR BASIS.