CREATIVE WAYS TO CALL SOMEONE STUPID

Here are some creative ways to call someone stupid, along with some pics & comments

People actually wear these shirts, especially at Disney & other theme parks!

The captain of this ship is as smart as bait

His intellect is rivaled only by garden tools

His chimney's clogged.

His elevator does not go all the way up

His receiver is off the hook

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

His belt doesn't go through all the loops

The cheese slid off his cracker

All foam, no beer

Does not have all her dogs on one leash.

If she had another brain it would be lonely.

Her sewing machine is missing thread

She has less going on upstairs than a one story house

A few clowns short of a circus

A few fries short of a happy meal

A few beers short of a six pack

A few peas short of a casserole

Missing marshmallows from his lucky charms

The wheels spinning but the hamsters dead

24 cents short of a quarter

Missing nuts in his crackerjack.

Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

No Brain, No Pain

No grain in the silo




It is remarkable in life that we encounter such stupid people, even worse that we are sometimes forced to deal with them in work and such. Even more disconcerteing is that they are breeding like crazy! Oh well, as an old friend once told me; "Anyone can have children, but you need a license to have a dog!"

Stupid Cow