CUCKOO IN CANCUN!

IN THE BEGINNING OF MAY I WENT ON MY YEARLY PILGRIMAGE TO CANCUN. NOW I HAVE BEEN GOING THERE ONCE A YEAR FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS OR SO. THIS YEAR WAS A LITTLE DIFFERENT; WE STAYED AT THE ALL - INCLUSIVE GRAN CARIBE REAL RESORT AND FLEW IN ON THE ALWAYS BETTER WAY TO FLY, JETBLUE ON ONE OF THEIR PACKAGE DEALS. NOT ONLY WAS IT A GOOD DEAL BUT A PLEASANT FLIGHT AS WELL.

NORMALLY WE GO WITH FOUR OF THE BOYS OR MORE ! THIS TIME IT WAS JUST ME AND THE CRAZY ALBANIAN ALONG WITH THE TWO GALS.

THE GIG IN CANCUN IS SIMPLE AND SWEET. WE BASICALLY GO TO ONE OF THOSE ALL INCLUSIVE RESORTS TO DRINK MASSIVE QUANTITIES OF ALCOHOL AND EAT LARGE AMOUNTS OF FOOD. OH AND DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. NO SHOPPING, NO FISHING, NO BOOZE CRUISE, NO CHICHEN ITZA, NO ISLA DE MUJERES! I MEAN NOTHING BUT LOUNGE AROUND THE POOL ALTERNATING BETWEEN DRINKING AND SLEEPING WITH THE OCCASIONAL DIP TO COOL OFF. I DO HOWEVER, WORK QUITE DILIGENTLY ON MY TAN. IT TAKES SKILL TO ROLL OVER AT THE PROPER TIME YOU KNOW!

ANYWAYS, LIKE I SAID WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS. EVER SINCE MY LOONEY LIMEY BUDDY DISCOVERED THE ALL YOU CAN DRINK 24/7 PART!! THIS YEAR THE SCHEDULING WAS ROUGH FOR EVERYONE. EVEN THE WARDEN COULD NOT GET OUT OF JAIL TO MAKE IT. MY GAL FRIEND STARTED OUT AS A CUSTOMER BUT HAS SINCE BECOME ONE OF MY BUDDIES....STOP YOUR DIRTY THOUGHTS RIGHT NOW! SHE IS LIKE A SISTER TO ME. ALSO SHE ALWAYS VACATIONS, TRAVELS, CELEBRATES HOLIDAYS AND VISITS WITH HER SPECIAL FRIEND. BOTH THE GIRLS ALWAYS SHARE A ROOM. THE FUN PART IS THAT THEY ALSO CONSUME MASS QUANTITIES OF ALCOHOL & FOOD. IT IS A GOOD THING ITS ONLY FOUR DAYS & THREE NIGHTS OR I MIGHT LOSE ALL OF MY HAIR! GOOD FUN HAD BY ALL

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