Yankees Vs Red Sox

OPENING DAY IS IN ONLY FIVE DAYS AND THIS VIDEO WILL BLOW THE SOX AWAYS!

batman vs the green hornet with bruce lee

A HYSTERICAL CLASSIC

QUOTE OF THE DAY




PRICELESS!!! PRICELESS!!! PRICELESS!!!

The Road to Enlightenment

- Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact just fuck off and leave me alone.


- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.


- If at first you don' t succeed, skydiving is not for you!


- The darkest hour is just before dawn. So if you' re going to steal your neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it.


- Never test the depth of the water with both feet.


- Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any!


- If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.


- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.


- If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.


- Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.


- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.


- Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.


- Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.


- No one is listening until you fart.


I received this via e-mail and found it hysterical, hope ya'll like it too!!

WORD OF THE DAY - CHOROPHOBIA



CHOROPHOBIA IS DEFINED AS AN ABNORMAL AND PERSISTENT FEAR OF DANCING.



CAN YOU BELIEVE THERE IS SUCH A THING? HAVE IT, NO WORRIES THERE IS HELP AVAILABLE!......... WHAT THE????



WELL, AT LEAST IT LOOKS LIKE THIS LITTLE GUY WILL NEVER HAVE A CHOROPHOBIA PROBLEM. DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY!

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"ONLY IRISH COFFEE PROVIDES IN A SINGLE GLASS ALL FOUR ESSENTIAL FOOD GROUPS; ALCOHOL, CAFFEINE, SUGAR & FAT"

- IRISH SAYING

WHAT THE FRIGGIN HECK??????????????


THINGS, STUFF & PEOPLE THAT IRK ME!


NEWT GINGRICH RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?

ANNA NICOLE SMITH .....ENOUGH ALREADY

AMERICAN IDOL, LOST, APPRENTICE ETC... BROADCAST TV IN GENERAL

VEGETARIAN / TOFU HOT DOGS?

PACMAN JONES, CHRIS SIMON, BARRY BONDS, RON ARTEST...DON'T EVEN PASS GO, JUST GO STRAIGHT TO JAIL

DRIVERS WHO BRAKE FOR NO APPARENT REASON ?

PEOPLE WHO SHOULD JUST GO AWAY.....DONALD TRUMP, BRITNEY SPEARS, HUGO CHAVEZ, CHUCK SCHUMER, HILLARY CLINTON, OPRAH WINFREY, MICHAEL JACKSON, MICHAEL JACKSON, BILL O'REILLY, AL FRANKEN, DAVID BECKHAM....ETC ETC



BOSTON RED SOX $100 MILLION DOLLAR IMPORT DAISUKE MATSUZAKA ALREADY HAS A NICKNAME DICE -K AND IS ALREADY BEING OBSESSED ABOUT BY BOSOX FANS INCESSANTLY. IS HE THE NEXT HIDEO NOMO?







THE USA SPENDS BILLIONS ON FOREIGN AID, IRAQ & AFGHANISTAN YET NEW ORLEANS IS STILL A MESS. IT STILL LOOKS LIKE A DISASTER AREA!






WHO WOULD BUY A $65 HAMBURGER THAT THEY SELL AT THE BURGER BAR @ MANDALAY BAY IN LAS VEGAS OR @ DB BISTRO IN NYC? A BURGER WITH TRUFFLES? I' LL TAKE ME A GOOD OLD GREEK DINER BURGER DELUXE OVER THAT FANCY STUFF ANYTIME!!

QUOTE OF THE DAY




“I cannot but think and act as a free individual”

— Kostas Georgakis

Monument of Kostas Georgakis in Corfu. The inscription reads in Greek: He self immolated in Genoa Italy on 19 September 1970 for Freedom and Democracy in Greece. In the lower part his words are inscribed: I cannot but think and act as a free individual.

Kostantino Georgakis was born in Corfu on Aug 23, 1948 and died in Genoa (Italy) on Sept 19, 1970. He set himself alight on Piazza Garibaldi as a cry for freedom and democracy of Greece. There are some of his last words, as recorded in a letter to a friend: "I am certain that sooner or later the European people will understand that a fascist regime as the one is Greece which relies on tanks represents not only an offence to their dignity as free men but also a continuing menace to Europe. Since I have no other choice in this situation, I don't want my action to be considered heroic. On the other hand, maybe it would serve as a wake up call to someone who will look closely at (what is going on) in this time of our lives."

THREE NIGHTS THREE PLAYS


WHAT? DID YA'LL THINK THAT ME N THE MRS HAVE NO CULTURE? THAT WE ONLY GO TO CASINOS, BOXING MATCHES, BASEBALL GAMES AND DRINK WINE? HAH! SINCE WE LIVE IN THE MECCA OF THE ARTS, WE DO ENJOY A GOOD, QUIRKY OFF BROADWAY SHOW ABOUT A DOZEN TIMES A YEAR. HERE ARE THREE THAT WE'VE SEEN IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS.


ADRIFT IN MACAU ***

I AM NOT BIG ON MUSICALS, BUT THIS SHOW HAD SOME LAUGH OUT LOUD, FUNNY MOMENTS. IT IS A MUSICAL SPOOF OF MUSICALS WITH KETCH PARODIES AND STEREOTYPES THAT YOU WOULD EXPECT. SOMEHOW THEY MANAGE TO COME TOGETHER FOR AN ENTERTAINING AND AMUSING EVENING. THE MAJORITY OF THE AUDIENCE HAD AT LEAST A GOOD SMIRK ON THEIR FACES MOST OF THE TIME. THIS IS THE THIRD SHOW OF PRIMARY STAGES 22ND SEASON AT THE 59 E59 THEATERS. THE ACTORS CAMPED, SPOOFED AND DID JUST ABOUT EVERY STEREOTYPE YOU WOULD EXPECT. WE ESPECIALLY ENJOYED TEMPURA ( ORVILLE MENDOZA) AS THE INSCRUTABLE ASIAN SIDEKICK . MICHELLE RAGUSA AS CORRINA CAME OFF AS LUCILLE BALL LIKE IN HER PERFORMANCE AS CORRINA. WE THOUGHT NEWSDAY'S REVIEW WAS PRETTY GOOD. OH WHAT THE HAY, GO SEE IT AND HAVE A SOME CHUCKLES AND LAUGHS.



ALL THAT I WILL EVER BE



HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR THIS ONE. WRITTEN BY ALAN BALL, HE OF SIX FEET UNDER & AMERICAN BEAUTY FAME. THIS WAS PLAYING AT THE NEW YORK THEATRE WORKSHOP. ONE OF OUR FAVORITE LITTLE OFF BROADWAY THEATRES. THE PLAY IS BASICALLY ABOUT OMAR , (PETER MACDISSI) A HUSTLER / PROSTITUTE OF MIDDLE EAST ORIGIN IN LOS ANGELES, AND HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH DWIGHT (AUSTIN LYSY), A POOR LITTLE LOS ANGELES RICH BOY. THE PLAY STARTED OUT INTERESTING ENOUGH AND THEN IT JUST BECAME BORING, LIKE SOMETHING YOU HAVE SEEN BEFORE BUT A WATERED DOWN VERSION. PETER MACDISSI , WHO I THOUGHT WAS OUTSTANDING AS OLIVIER IN SIX FEET UNDER PUT ON A PERFUNCTORY AND UNINSPIRED PERFORMANCE. AUSTIN LYSY'S ACTING WAS BETTER BUT THERE WAS NO SAVING THIS SHOW FOR JIMITHEGREEK. WE WERE OUT OF THERE AT INTERMISSION AND HOME IN TIME FOR SPORTS CENTER. FOR MORE ON THIS PLAY READ MATTHEW MURRAY'S REVIEW. HE SAT THRU THE WHOLE SHOW!

RESTAURANT RECOMMENDATION: ONE OF OUR FAVORITE RESTAURANTS IS A COUPLE OF BLOCKS AWAY FROM THE THEATRE; THE MERMAID INN. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE A BAD MEAL AT THE MERMAID. EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL. WE USUALLY GET A BOTTLE OF VINO AND FIVE APPETIZERS AND WE ARE GOOD TO GO. THE PLACE IS WARM, GREAT FOOD AND REASONABLY PRICED. OH, NO DESERT BUT THEY DO GIVE YOU A FREE HOMEMADE CHOCOLATE PUDDING IN AN ESPRESSO CUP.

A VERY COMMON PROCEDURE *

THE TITLE SHOULD BE A VERY DISTURBING PLAY AT THE LUCILLE LORTEL THEATER 121 CHRISTOPHER ST, NY. THIS PLAY IS PRODUCED BY THE MCC THEATRE WHICH HAS PUT ON SOME FINE SHOWS, ESPECIALLY THE MERCY SEAT BY NEIL LABUTE WITH LIEV SHREIBER & SIGOURNEY WEAVER. ONCE AGAIN I DIGRESS. THIS PLAY IS ABOUT A NY JEWISH COUPLE WHO LOSES THEIR PREMATURELY BORN DAUGHTER AFTER A DOCTOR BOTCHES HIS FIRST OPERATION. OBVIOUSLY THE COUPLE DO NOT RESPOND WELL. IN FACT THEY HANDLE IT BADLY WITH CLICHES, CONVERSATIONS AND METAPHORS. EVEN THOUGH THE ACTING WAS WELL DONE, THEY ALMOST IMMEDIATELY LOST ME AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PLAY WHEN THE MOTHER CAROLYN (LYNN COLLINS) ANNOUNCES: "I masturbate to the thought of having sex with the doctor who killed my baby."

ALRIGHT SO THIS WAS THE ATTENTION GRABBER AND THERE WAS NO INTERMISSION AND LYNN COLLINS IS NOT BAD TO LOOK AT FOR AWHILE. SO BASICALLY THE THREE CHARACTERS SPEND THE NEXT HOUR++ REVEALING - CONFESSING THEIR THOUGHTS, EMOTIONS. THIS IS DONE THRU THE INTERACTIONS WITH EACH OTHER, THEIR NARRATIONS AND THEIR DIRECT DIALOGUE TO THE AUDIENCE GIVING US MORE BACKGROUND. THE HUSBAND MICHAEL (STEPHEN KUNKEN) AND DOCTOR ANIL (AMIR ARISON) COME UP WITH PRETTY DECENT ACTING JOBS BUT THEY CANT SAVE THE SHOW. SO SHE (CAROLYN) ENDS UP SLEEPING WITH THE DOCTOR WHO KILLED HER INFANT AND THE TRIO HAVE AN INCONCLUSIVE HASHING ABOUT AT THE END. I DIDN'T GET IT AND I THOUGH IT WAS ALL POINTLESS. EVEN MORE IMPORTANT, THE MRS JIMITHEGREEK AGREES!

RESTAURANT RECOMENDATION: THERE IS A GREAT LITTLE CUBAN RESTAURANT RIGHT UP THE THE BLOCK @ 94 CHRISTOPHER CALLED HAVANA ALMA DE CUBA . THIS COZY LITTLE PLACE SERVES UP SOME MIGHTY FINE CUBAN FOOD, MOJITOS & HAND ROLLED CIGARS! OUR FAVES ARE: MAZORCA DE MAIZ , WHICH IS A WHOLE GRILLED CORN COB WITH CHEESE, CHILI POWDER & MAYO; CALAMARES AL AJILLO, GRILLED BABY SQUID WITH LOTSO GARLIC & ANY OF THEIR PAELLA DISHES AND AN ORDER OR TWO OF THE BLACK BEANS. THEY ALSO HAVE THE ABSOLUTELY BEST TRES LECHES CAKE YOU CAN FIND IN NY. IT IS SO GOOD THEY HAVE IT ON THE MENU TWICE!!!

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"If it turned out that what he said was wrong that doesn't mean he is a liar. It means he may have misrecollected what happened."

- Theodore V. Wells Jr, defense attorney for Scooter Libby during trial summation on whether Libby leaked the name of C.I.A. operative Valerie Plame.

Libby, the former chief of staff to Vice President Dick Cheney, was found guilty of perjury and obstruction in the investigation into the 2003 leak of CIA operative Valerie Plame's identity. He is the highest-ranking White House official convicted in a government scandal since the Iran-Contra affair two decades ago.

The Chinaman and a Greek [TCG] Debut

Too much red bull!! Darn funny!

WORD OF THE DAY - CURMUDGEON

A CURMUDGEON IS A CRUSTY, ILL TEMPERED, AND USUALLY OLD MAN.

WALTER MATTHAU, THE CURMUDGEON'S HERO AND ONE OF THE FUNNIEST ACTORS EVER.

JOHN MAYER - CONTINUUM

YOU KNOW I REALLY DID NOT WANT TO LIKE THIS CD, BUT A FUNNY THING HAPPENED WHILE LISTENING TO IT! I REALLY REALLY ENJOYED IT!! YES WE DO HEAR THE SINGLE "Waiting On The World To Change" ALL OVER THE RADIO. YOU CAN ALSO HEAR IT AND SEE THE VIDEO ON THE OFFICIAL JOHN MAYER WEBSITE. IT IS A CATCHY POPPY BLUESY LITE TUNE. I STILL LIKE IT BUT I LIKE ALL THE OTHER TUNES ON THIS DISC EVEN BETTER. WENT OUT AND GOT THIS PUPPY BECAUSE I HEARD HIS COVER OF ONE OF MY FAVE HENDRIX SONGS " AXIS BOLD AS LOVE '' ON FORDHAM'S GREAT RADIO STATION WFUV. THE KID CAN SLING, JUST ASK THE AXIS!

THE OTHER TUNES ARE ALL ORIGINALS AND ARE PLEASANTLY HUMMING TO YOUR EARS. FROM THE VERY BLUESY "IN REPAIR" TO THE FOLKSY "GRAVITY" THERE AIN'T A SKIP THIS SONG ON THIS CD. IT GOES IN THE IPOD AND IN THE BLUES PLAY LIST FOR MY ENJOYMENT! AND I THOUGHT JOHN MAYER WAS TOO POP & MAINSTREAM FOR ME. THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR REALLY LISTENING TO THE ALBUM! I THINKY YOU WILL LIKE IT TOO!

QUOTE OF THE DAY




"I THINK WAR IS A DANGEROUS PLACE." - George W. Bush


YA THINK?

Zorba The Greek

Dance! Did You Say Dance?
Old School.. Greek FreeStyle

WORD OF THE DAY - AUTODIDACT

AN AUTODIDACT IS SOMEONE WHO IS SELF-TAUGHT.