IS THE MILKMAN CURSED? DOES HE HAVE BAD LUCK? DOES HE HAVE A BLACK CAT AT HOME? DOES HE WALK UNDER LADDERS? YES FOLKS BELIEVE IT OR NOT, MR CARL "THE MILKMAN" PAVANO UNDERWENT MRI, X-RAYS AND WHO KNOWS WHAT TESTING ON SUNDAY FEBRUARY 25, 2007. THIS WAS NECESSITATED AFTER ALBERTO GONZALEZ HIT A LINER RIGHT AT PAVANO'S FOOT DURING SATURDAYS PRACTICE SESSION. HE NOW MAY HAVE A HEAVY FOOT. IF YOU ASK ME IT'S STINKFOOT!!!
PRELIMINARY RESULTS REVEAL THAT HE IS SOFT, VERY SOFT. THERE IS AN ICE CREAM TRUCK WITH HIS NAME WAITING FOR HIM AROUND THE END OF APRIL. YES , MR PAVANO WILL HAVE HIS VERY OWN MR SOFTEE ICE CREAM TRUCK TO TOOL AROUND IN TAMPA BAY WHILE HE IS RECOVERING FROM HIS LATEST INJURY DU JOUR. IT IS RUMOURED THAT HE SPRAINED HIS WRIST WHILE APPLYING ICE TO THE WRONG FOOT??
OK, OK MAYBE THE MEDIA HAS BLOWN THIS OUT OF PROPORTION. PERHAPS THE REPORTERS IN YANKEE CAMP HAVE EMBELLISHED THIS STORY. IT COULD BE A SLOW DAY FOR NEWSWORTHY STUFF IN SPRING TRAINING CAMPS. I COULD BE OVERREACTING. I MEAN I DID PREDICT RIGHT HERE ON MY IDIOTIC BLOG THAT CARL PAVANO WOULD "WIN AT LEAST 15 GAMES AND BE IN CONTENTION FOR THE AL CY YOUNG AWARD"
MY MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE!!!!
1 comment:
hahah mr soft, you are quite funny.
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