CHA CHA CHA CHA CANCUN!

YES, YES, YES! ONCE AGAIN IN THE BEGINNING OF MAY I WENT ON MY YEARLY PILGRIMAGE TO CANCUN. NOW THIS HAS BEEN GOING THERE ONCE A YEAR FOR THE LAST EIGHT YEARS OR SO. AGAIN THIS YEAR WAS A LITTLE DIFFERENT; WE STAYED AT THE ALL - INCLUSIVE GRAN CARIBE REAL RESORT AGAIN, A FABULOUS PLACE. THIS YEAR MISSED MY FAVORITE WAY TO FLY, JETBLUE AND FLEW ON LAME-O AMERICAN AIRLINES. GOOD OLD MERICAN CHARGE $5 FOR A LOUSY SANDWICH AND $5 FOR AN EVEN MORE LOUSY MOVIE.




NORMALLY WE GO WITH FOUR OF THE BOYS OR MORE ! THIS TIME IT WAS JUST ME AND THE WARDEN! YES HE FINALLY GOT HIS GET OUT OF JAIL CARD (PASSPORT) AND CAME ALONG FOR THE RIDE, ALONG WITH THE TWO STALWART GALS.


THE TRIP TO CANCUN IS SIMPLE, WE BASICALLY EAT BREAKFAST, DRINK, LOUNGE AROUND THE POOL, DRINK, EAT SOME LUNCH, DRINK LOUNGE AROUND THE POOL, DRINK, HAVE DINNER, DRINK AND PASS OUT. ANOTHER NICE PERK IS THAT OTHER THAN A FEW BUCKAROOS FOR TIPS TO THE GREAT STAFF AT THE GRAN CARIBE REAL RESORT , YOU BARELY SPEND ANY CASHOLA!! THIS TIME AROUND I ACTUALLY LEFT THE RESORT (EGAD!!) FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS TO GO WITH THE WARDEN FOR A LITTLE SOUVENIR SHOPPING!!

OTHER THAN THE SHOPPING THE TOUGHEST THING I HAD TO DO WAS TO DO SOME HARD WORK ON MY TAN. IT TAKES SKILL TO ROLL OVER AT THE PROPER TIME YOU KNOW! AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE PIC BELOW I AM QUITE AN EXCELLENT TANNER AND ACTUALLY LOOK GOOD IN A STUPID SOMBRERO! I THINK EVEN THE WARDEN HAD A GREAT TIME ALTHOUGH HE SEEMED TO TRY AND NOT TO SMILE IN THE PIC BELOW(MUST HAVE BEEN THE TEQUILA?)!

WE HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS TRIP FOR YEARS....STOP YOUR DIRTY, FILTHY THOUGHTS RIGHT THERE! THE GALS ARE LIKE SISTERS TO ME. THE FUN PART IS THAT THEY ALSO CONSUME MASS QUANTITIES OF ALCOHOL & FOOD AND CAN BARELY STAY UP PAST TEN PM LIKE ME! THIS TRIP WENT BY UNUSUALLY FAST AND AM CONSIDERING EXTENDING NEXT YEARS TRIP FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS IF MY LIVER CAN SURVIVE IT!