Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a tv

MEOWARCHY: Demon Cats

FELINE FUNNYS!

WHAT THE FRIGGIN HECK??????????????

MORE IRRITATIONS, RANTS, RAVES, COMMENTS, OBSERVATIONS, RHETORICAL QUESTIONS,OBSESSIONS AND OTHER NO NONSENSE PANTY HOSE!!

GREETINGS HOGS & HEFFERS!! YES THE GOOD OLD U.S.A. IS ONCE AGAIN THE FATTEST NATION ON EARTH! ALL SORTS OF EXPENSIVE STUDIES AND COSTLY RESEARCH IS BEING DONE TO FIGURE OUT WHY THIS IS AND WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT!! HEY YOU IDIOTS, IT IS BECAUSE YOU EAT TOO MUCH !!! OK WE ALL LIKE TO EAT, BUT YA GOTTA CUT OUT THE JUNK FOOD, LARGE QUANTITIES ( ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFETS) AND EXERCISE A LITTLE MORE (DON'T DRIVE, WALK TO MICKEY D'S ....JUST KIDDING) HEY YOU EVER NOTICE HOW SOME PEOPLE GO UP TO SMOKERS AND CHASTISE THEM FOR PUFFING ON CIGARETTES BECAUSE IT'S BAD FOR THEIR HEALTH. WHY DON'T THEY DO THE SAME TO THE OBESE PEOPLE? SO IF A FAT PERSONS TELLS YOU TO QUIT SMOKING YOU SHOULD QUIT AND ALSO TELL THEM TO HAVE A SALAD AND PUSH BACK FROM THE TABLE ONCE IN AWHILE

NOW THAT THE LAST BOOK HAS BEEN WRITTEN (ALLEGEDLY), WILL HARRY POTTER EVER GO AWAY? PLEASE?

I AM EITHER GETTING OLD OR THE AARP IS GETTING (MEMBERS MUST BE DROPPING LIKE CRAZY) DESPERATE. I ACTUALLY RECEIVED IN THE MAIL, AN APPLICATION TO JOIN DA CLUB. WHAT THE FRIGGIN....... HMM MIGHT BE GOOD SO'S I CAN GET THAT 10% DISCOUNT AT THE $6.95 ALL YOU CAN EAT CHINA BUFFET MON - THURS!!!

WHY ARE AMERICANS SO FASCINATED WITH BIMBOS THE LIKES OF PARIS HILTON, LINDSAY LOHAN, BRITNEY SPEARS ETC? WON'T IT BE GREAT WHEN IN A FEW YEARS THEY ARE APPEARING IN REALLY LAME "REALITY" SHOWS ON OBSCURE CABLE CHANNELS WITH OTHER STARS LIKE GARY COLEMAN, CHACHI AND SUCH!

TRES BIMBOS!!!





NEVER MIND THAT PEOPLE WHO ARE BARELY ABLE TO DRIVE, TALKING ON THEIR CELLPHONES WHILE DRIVING; IS THERE ANYTHING MORE IRRITATING THAN WOMEN WHO TRY AND PUT ON MAKEUP WHILE DRIVING? ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE CAN BARELY NAVIGATE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

MYSPACE, FACEBOOK & OTHER" NETWORKING SITES "ARE VERY SCARY PLACES TO VISIT. SOMETIMES, LATE AT NIGHT I SEARCH FOR PEOPLE I KNOW AND IT SCARES ME. BE AFRAID, VERY AFRAID

WHY IS THE FIGHT ON HBO'S BOXING AFTER DARK VERNON "IRONHEAD" FORREST VS CARLOS "EL TORRO" BALDOMIR MORE LIVELY AND ENTERTAINING THAN THE MEGA PPV FIGHT BETWEEN BERNARD "THE BORE" HOPKINS AND RONALD "WINKY I WAS ROBBED" WRIGHT ? GIVE ME SOME TIME AND I WILL COME UP WITH SOME MORE BETTER NICKNAMES!

I THINK I AM STARTING TO OBSESS WITH YOUTUBE, FILECABINET, TRUVEO AND THE OTHER VIDEO SITES. THERE IS JUST MUCH COOL STUFF LIKE OLD CONCERTS, COMMERCIALS, SHOWS ETC. THERE IS ALSO WAY TOO MUCH NONSENSICAL STUPID AND DISTURBING CREEPY STUFF AS WELL

MICHAEL VICK, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

WHAT I AM HOPING IS FOR JOE TORRE TO RESIGN DUE TO MEDICAL (SENILITY) PROBLEMS. I KID I KID, I THINK?

ACTUALLY SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT WAS HE THINKING!!??

ACCORDING TO AN ARTICLE IN THE WALL STREET JOURNAL TEXAS HAS BECOME ONE OF THE MOST GAY FRIENDLY STATES! THERE IS ACTUALLY A TEXAS GAY RODEO ASSOCIATION!! DOES PRES BUSH KNOW ? WHAT WILL OL' DICK CHENEY DO ABOUT IT? OYE VAY!

NONE OF THE FRIGGIN CATS WE HAVE ARE NORMAL FELINES!

I DONT WANT NO STINKIN DRY FOOD, FEED ME MEAT!!!!

ANOTHER 'CONSERVATIVE' REPUBLICAN GETS IN TROUBLE; SENATOR LARRY CRAIG OF IDAHO GETS BUSTED FOR LEWD (HOMOSEXUAL BEHAVIOR) IN A MINNEAPOLIS AIRPORT. HE JOINS THE ILLUSTRIOUS CAST OF REPUBLICAN HYPOCRITES AND CRIMINALS MARK FOLEY, DUKE CUNNINGHAM, TOM DELAY, DAVID VITTER & NEWTLESS GINGRICH. MAYBE ATTORNEY GENERAL GONZALES SHOULD INVESTIGATE OH BUT HE JUST RESIGNED!! AS I WRITE THIS HEAR ON THE RADIO THAT CRAIG WOKE UP AND IS RESIGNING. THEY ALSO JUST RELEASED THE AUDIO TAPE OF HIS ARREST....VERY CREEPY. MAYBE HE WILL MOVE TO TEXAS? THE POLITICIANS JUST DON'T GET IT. THE HYPOCRISY IS AN INSULT AND CRIME AGAINST ALL AMERICANS REGARDLESS IF YOU ARE A DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN

ABOVE IS AN AMUSING BUT MAY BE NOW SOMEWHAT UNCOMFORTABLE PICTURE OF VA UNDERSECRETARY FOR HEALTH DR. JON PERLINAND & SEN. LARRY CRAIG. I LOVE THE INTERNET!!

IMUS HIRED LENNY BRUCE'S LAWYER AND SETTLED THE LAWSUIT WITH THE LAME-O'S AT CBS, AND THEY EXPECT HIM BACK ON THE AIR BY THE END OF THIS YEAR! OH YEAH, BUT NOT ON WFAN . THE MONEY IS HE WILL BE ON AN ABC AFFILIATE IN TIME FOR 2008 ELECTIONS...HOOORAH. HIS REPLACEMENT ON WFAN COULD NOT BE MORE PATHETIC.....BOOMER ( I CHOKED IN THE SUPER BOWL AND HAVE NO RING) ESIASON & CRAIG CARTON. CHECK OUT THE SI INTERVIEW WITH BOOMER ABOUT THE JOB FOR A PREVIEW OF THE LAMENESS! THE WARDEN HAD A GREAT RANT ON WARDENSWORLD WITH HIS PRESCIENT CALL ON THIS MORONIC MOVE BY THE GENIUSES AT CBS. SCARY PIC, EH?

IS IT POSSIBLE THAT COME ELECTION TIME 2008 WE WILL HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN FORMER SENATORIAL ASPIRING NY RIVALS HILLARY CLINTON OR RUDY GUILLIANI?? IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF COLONEL WALTER E KURTZ...... "THE HORROR , THE HORROR"

COL. KURTZ WAS PLAYED MARLON BRANDO IN APOCALYPSE NOW. ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES EVER. THE SOUNDTRACK IS PRETTY DARN GOOD AS WELL. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT IN THIS FILM BRANDO KINDA LOOKED LIKE UNCLE FESTER FROM THE ORIGINAL 1960'S ADDAMS FAMILY TV SHOW.

UNCLE FESTER WAS PLAYED BY NONE OTHER THAN JACKIE COOGAN, WHI STARTED OUT AS A KID ACTOR IN THE SILENT FILM ERA WITH THE GREAT CHARLIE CHAPLIN....DARN I AM GETTING OLD...MAYBE I WILL GET THAT AARP CARD AFTER ALL!